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there are two instincts…

of course i had to go to the hokey chinese sex culture and health museum. it was small and kinda ghetto (let’s just say it was part of the bund sightseeing tunnel), but apparently there’s a better, more substantial one in tongli.

there aren’t too many photos, so this makes for an easy entry (um, no pun intended?). the didactics speak for themselves – they’re hilarious.

ohhhh snap

dude, we get it

ahhhhhkward (and disturbing)

the accompanying caption: “this part of my body could not be locked”

supposedly in the ol’ days, moms hid these little gems in the dowry trunks of their daughters so the newlywed brides would know what to do on the night of their honeymoon. thanks mom. everything i ever needed to know about sex i learned from a pop-up locket (sorry, the punning is irresistable). it is quite cute though

and my favorite, ladies and gents, i bring you the piece de resistance…

3 Responses to “there are two instincts…”

  1. aaron Says:

    china invented raunchy

  2. Derek Says:

    Jenn, you are the friggin’ best traveler in the entire world, I swear. The ancestors smile upon you from the heavens…

  3. jenn Says:

    yup, maybe that explains my dirrrrty mind.
    is that you, aaron k?! shunga himself?

    derek, pfffffffffffffffft.
    want me to pick up a water boiler for your grandma? you know, since you can’t handle it.

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