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yu yuan garden & bazaar

i am so exhausted. my feet feel like how i imagine airplane tires look after landing. i didn’t sleep very well last night. because of the paper-thin walls, i could hear and even feel every word and move.

it is way too hot in this cafe. i feel a nosebleed coming on.

it’s been oppressively humid in shanghai. there’ve been times where i felt like passing out in the middle of a swamped sidewalk. pardon my crassness (boys, you may want to turn away), but i don’t know how the ladies can wear what they wear — leggings, tights, synthetic materials that don’t breathe — without getting afflicted with yeast infections. maybe it’s built into their hearty motherland genotype.

and while i’m on the topic of the gals here, everyone wears heels! on erroded sidewalks! in what is essentially an urban jungle! lots of girls dress all fem, flirty, and fresh. i already feel like a tomboy back home, but here i’m like elephantman on a bad day.

also, have i mentioned how prevalent couples are?! everywhere i look, there they are, boy and girl canoodling the crap out of each other.

tonight, determined to try hairy crab, i took the subway out to an area called xinjiahui specifically to dine at “ye olde station restaurant,” only to be turned away at the door. mid-autumn moon, so of course they’d be fully booked. i was dumb.

but that’s okay, for lunch i treated myself to a sublime first-rate shanghaiese meal. that requires a separate post.

here are photos from my outing to yu yuan garden & bazaar, one of shanghai’s top destinations. it was immensely packed, unbelievably so. that’s what i get for going on a saturday. it was here that i tried xiao long bao (“small dragon buns”) at a landmark restaurant renown for them. the takeout line was unbelievable. why would anyone even bother when they could just go upstairs and eat in one of their three large dining rooms?

despite the crowds, i spent an enjoyable chunk of time at yu yuan garden and bazaar. wandering the actual garden was pleasant and worked up an appetite.

here’s an example of xiao long bao, but jumbo sized. these are, obviously, made with crab (hairy) meat. the straws emphasize this: xiao long bao are steamed meaty satchels containing boiling broth that you need to sip before chewing the rest of the contents

my first taste (this is not the famous restaurant xiao long bao, but one bought from a vendor)

another friend i made

as you can see, yu yuan garden is gorgeous, sooo lush and pretty. there are countless exquisite details, and that’s just from cursory glance!

YEAH!!! hey everyone, LET’S GO to the hall of…mildness…..*zzzzz*

outside the garden and back in the bewildering “outside world,” i try my first actual authentic xiao long bao. it didn’t disappoint. though small, it’s a filling (and cheap) meal. the only condiments you need are strawfuls of ginger and vinegar

afterwards, i went across the zigzagging footbridge and relaxed at another famous joint – the huxingting teahouse. with a great view below, i had some fancy-ass-flower-that-blossoms-in-boiling-water tea, which came with tea snacks like sweetened preserved plums, tofu, quail eggs, and a green tea mochi

pretty content, i’d say

that wraps up my time at yu yuan garden.

i’ll bring this long-winded post to a close with some more photos.

(this was an awesome “antiques” market in a lowkey residential neighborhood)

10 Responses to “yu yuan garden & bazaar”

  1. Alex C Says:

    OMG your food smirk is so … wonderful.

  2. Paul Says:

    There isn’t any frog flu, is there? Happy Mid-Autumn Moon Festival.

  3. christina Says:

    Sister, is that a real frog? Is that a Mr. Toad??? I’ve always wanted to hang out with a Mr. toad!!! THe kittens are so cute!! they look so tranquil and peaceful in your hands. AWWW…kittens around the block have a new madam!!! I love you!

  4. christina Says:

    Sister, loving them penis pics.

  5. Derek Says:

    OMIGOD THE KITTEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  6. tim S Says:

    All right young lady! March back to your room and release all the kittens you’ve packed away to take home. They’ll never get through customs. I agree with Alex; there is a significant amount of food smugness in that dimpled smile you’re flashing our way.

  7. ni Says:

    oh, jeez, it’s the Capri Sun of buns! I have heard about those…it all looks amazing–don’t let the ladies of Shanghai bring you down, I think not getting a sprained ankle is an admirable pursuit.

  8. lark Says:

    these entries are great. except for the historical sex liberation tour or whatever that museum is about – ew. but the food looks great, and so do the animals. can you bring back a kitty for me???

  9. karuna Says:

    cute kitty. China’s got soo many cool ass places, and this looks like one of them. I think we should start a fund to make one of these in San Francisco. Japanese tea garden doesn’t count, that’s different la.
    Get me an iron vibrating dildo of the people at the sex liberation souvenir shop yah?

  10. jenn Says:

    YAY, i love <3 comments.

    alex, thanks for finally stopping by. did you do it on your new toy?

    paul, there were frogs everywhere, esp after the big rain. they were so cute.

    sis, of course you’d love the penis pix. you should’ve seen all the adorable kittens i’ve come across.

    tim, food smugness is all i have. seriously, i want to take a kitten home!

    nicole, thanks for commenting! capri sun of buns…very clever…

    lark, yeah, the sex museum was disappointing, but i can’t stay away from anything even remotely sexual.

    karuna, i hate you b/c you’re going to be in town right before i get back. sorry, no iron vibrating dildo. it’d never get past the security (a la the scene from spinal tap).

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