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i desperately want to be a ninja warrior

i’ll never be good enough to be a contender, but at least i can front with these, right?

i don’t know what it is, but i feel that it is my life calling to throw down the $43 for THESE SICK NINJA SHOES. perhaps just gazing upon them from time to time would please me enough. compelling, aren’t they? if you want a pair you can find them in san jose, here.

don’t forget to pick up sai and knuckle weaponry while you’re there.

6 Responses to “i desperately want to be a ninja warrior”

  1. ryan Says:

    you should totally do it.

    those are the shoes that you need to rock on new years eve night

  2. esteban Says:

    sweet, camel toe shoes

  3. jenn Says:

    yeah. i kept on looking over at them in the store. they were calling me. i would totally wear those around the house on NYE. camel toe shoes…

  4. Derek Says:

    If you wore those and also drank a little on NYE (i.e. inhaled 3 molecules of champagne) I’ll bet we’d end up seeing a trifecta of camel toes!

  5. Ben Says:

    toeeeeeeeeelicious

  6. sis Says:

    I can definitely imagine you wearing those. YOu’d rock them like Gwen Stefani rocks Gavin.

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