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	<title>Comments on: you&#8217;ll rub your eye out!</title>
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	<description>&#34;what is this - a rapist&#039;s paradise?!&#34;</description>
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		<title>By: jenn</title>
		<link>http://www.thebittermelon.org/2008/02/25/youll-rub-your-eye-out/comment-page-1/#comment-1812</link>
		<dc:creator>jenn</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 29 Feb 2008 19:00:26 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>awww feel the love!

nico - dousing my eyeball with vodka probably would&#039;ve zapped the bacteria on contact. that, and lye

esteban and derek - i know, i know. i&#039;m working on it

ryan - MRSA is exactly why i got my $hit checked out. i&#039;ve heard horror stories about staph infections gone deadly, and the bucketfuls of pus that ensue. did somebody say KIDS IN THE HALL?!

paul - i love that you love that book 

nat - who said i don&#039;t have brain worms? 

rui - i fed you more than just cheese and soybeans

brie - thanks for the advice. next time i&#039;ll make you apply the cream to my eye</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>awww feel the love!</p>
<p>nico &#8211; dousing my eyeball with vodka probably would&#8217;ve zapped the bacteria on contact. that, and lye</p>
<p>esteban and derek &#8211; i know, i know. i&#8217;m working on it</p>
<p>ryan &#8211; MRSA is exactly why i got my $hit checked out. i&#8217;ve heard horror stories about staph infections gone deadly, and the bucketfuls of pus that ensue. did somebody say KIDS IN THE HALL?!</p>
<p>paul &#8211; i love that you love that book </p>
<p>nat &#8211; who said i don&#8217;t have brain worms? </p>
<p>rui &#8211; i fed you more than just cheese and soybeans</p>
<p>brie &#8211; thanks for the advice. next time i&#8217;ll make you apply the cream to my eye</p>
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		<title>By: Brie</title>
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		<dc:creator>Brie</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 29 Feb 2008 09:43:07 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Ughh. Maybe in the future you can use hydrocortisone cream/ointment when that skin gets irritated. That stuff works wonders</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Ughh. Maybe in the future you can use hydrocortisone cream/ointment when that skin gets irritated. That stuff works wonders</p>
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		<title>By: rui</title>
		<link>http://www.thebittermelon.org/2008/02/25/youll-rub-your-eye-out/comment-page-1/#comment-1798</link>
		<dc:creator>rui</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 27 Feb 2008 04:54:48 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>and you fed me cheese and soybeans with those hands!!!! well, at lease my immune system is getting a workout......</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>and you fed me cheese and soybeans with those hands!!!! well, at lease my immune system is getting a workout&#8230;&#8230;</p>
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		<title>By: Nat</title>
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		<dc:creator>Nat</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 26 Feb 2008 09:43:25 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I am also a proponent of a naturally strong immune system.  As such, it is important to get sick at least once a year (hopefully no more than two though) to keep that immune system in shape.  My left eyeball gets all veiny and burning with pain sometimes.  I&#039;m glad all your friends wash their hands.  I&#039;m always appalled at just how many guys don&#039;t wash their hands at the public rest rooms.  And they you go outside and they are holding hands with their girlfriends!  Eww!  At least you don&#039;t have brain worms.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I am also a proponent of a naturally strong immune system.  As such, it is important to get sick at least once a year (hopefully no more than two though) to keep that immune system in shape.  My left eyeball gets all veiny and burning with pain sometimes.  I&#8217;m glad all your friends wash their hands.  I&#8217;m always appalled at just how many guys don&#8217;t wash their hands at the public rest rooms.  And they you go outside and they are holding hands with their girlfriends!  Eww!  At least you don&#8217;t have brain worms.</p>
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		<title>By: Paul</title>
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		<dc:creator>Paul</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 26 Feb 2008 07:49:56 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>This reminds of a graphic novel I read once, by someone named Charlie Burns or Chuck Burns or something like that, called Black Death or Death Hole or something like that, where these young adults seemed to get this virus or something that would eat away their skin and make them crazy. I forget how it ends, maybe you should read it, there might have been a recommendation from a physician to those unfortunate young people for care of this type of affliction and perhaps a possible cure. Who knows, it might be useful.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This reminds of a graphic novel I read once, by someone named Charlie Burns or Chuck Burns or something like that, called Black Death or Death Hole or something like that, where these young adults seemed to get this virus or something that would eat away their skin and make them crazy. I forget how it ends, maybe you should read it, there might have been a recommendation from a physician to those unfortunate young people for care of this type of affliction and perhaps a possible cure. Who knows, it might be useful.</p>
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		<title>By: Ryan</title>
		<link>http://www.thebittermelon.org/2008/02/25/youll-rub-your-eye-out/comment-page-1/#comment-1785</link>
		<dc:creator>Ryan</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 26 Feb 2008 07:04:49 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Oh man, Jenn... I&#039;m sorry!  Did the ointment take care of your gooey business? As I was reading your post I was like OH GOD PLEASE DONT LET JENN HAVE MRSA OH GOD NOT MRSA.  And it&#039;s not MRSA?!  So I&#039;m very happy.  

Also, relevant kids in the hall beckons:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=On6FSphbpUY</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Oh man, Jenn&#8230; I&#8217;m sorry!  Did the ointment take care of your gooey business? As I was reading your post I was like OH GOD PLEASE DONT LET JENN HAVE MRSA OH GOD NOT MRSA.  And it&#8217;s not MRSA?!  So I&#8217;m very happy.  </p>
<p>Also, relevant kids in the hall beckons:<br />
<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=On6FSphbpUY" rel="nofollow">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=On6FSphbpUY</a></p>
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		<title>By: Derek</title>
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		<dc:creator>Derek</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 26 Feb 2008 06:51:10 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>JESUS!  You should always wash your hands!</description>
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		<title>By: esteban</title>
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		<dc:creator>esteban</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 26 Feb 2008 06:23:12 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>you should always wash your hands.  yek.  get better soon</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>you should always wash your hands.  yek.  get better soon</p>
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		<title>By: nico</title>
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		<dc:creator>nico</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 26 Feb 2008 02:31:46 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Eew. But this is a good PSA for seeking medical attention. Where I come from, ailments are easily treatable with iodine or vodka. 
Sometimes both.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Eew. But this is a good PSA for seeking medical attention. Where I come from, ailments are easily treatable with iodine or vodka.<br />
Sometimes both.</p>
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