pop goes the pipa pipa
remember that sick creature i alluded to in my NYC #2 post?
here you can see actual babies popping out of the deep pits in their mom’s back. what’s interesting is that they’re exact miniature versions of her. it’s riveting, but oh-so-deeesgusting, reminiscent of the “honeycomb breast.” and no you definitely should not google image that term. and if you do, don’t blame me for your lifelong post-traumatic stress disorder.
wonder what it feels like for the surinam toad (aka pipa pipa, aka star-fingered frog) baby mama?
ps – here she is as pack mule for her entire stash of eggs. EEEEEEW! double gross! ugh. what is it about seeing a slimy cluster of eggs that makes my skin crawl?
April 16th, 2008 at 9:15 pm
the best part of the first video is the redneck commentary. “jew git that?! JEW GIT THAT?!!”
also, I was waiting for the day when honeycomb breast (I know it as lotus seed tit) would appear on your blog. AND IT’S FINALLY HAPPENED
April 16th, 2008 at 9:26 pm
THAT’S FREAKIN’ NASTY! EWWWW!! BUT EVEN WORSE…I FLIPPED THRU THE VIDEOS AFTER THE 2ND VIDEO…FOR SOMETHING SUPER NASTY, CHECK OUT “NASTY ZIT”….OMG…I’M DOING EVERYTHING I CAN NOT TO VOMIT RIGHT NOW…THANKS A LOT JEN!
April 16th, 2008 at 10:21 pm
thank you?
(yes)
April 16th, 2008 at 10:43 pm
look, I know you’re probably thinking something along the lines of “beauty must be convulsive or must not be..” or something, but I’m thinking “why do you hate us so much?”
I will never check your site while eating again.
April 17th, 2008 at 12:23 am
I think I can see microscopic versions of the babies popping out of their backs, only we can’t see them, fractal- or Escher-like.
What’s the big deal about “honeycomb breast”? All I get are hits to Dr Brown’s. Hey, now I know why his Cream Sode tastes soooo good. “Honeycomb’s got.. that BIG BIG taste.”
April 17th, 2008 at 2:50 am
BARF.
April 17th, 2008 at 3:50 am
Dicking Fusgusting. Some Asian culture out there must have some horrible horrible “delicacy” based on this creature and its children.
April 17th, 2008 at 3:52 am
well paul, if you REALLY wanna know what the big deal is:
http://www.hoax-slayer.com/images/breast-rash.jpg
this link ( http://www.hoax-slayer.com/issue64.html ) describes why it’s fake, and then provides links to ACTUAL larvae-infested tits, if your eyeballs can handle what the internet’s dishin’ out to ya
April 18th, 2008 at 10:28 pm
Thanks for the link, Hellen. Now I see… pretty gross (the real disease, not the Photoshop job). But have you heard of the worms that live under your skin, that you can see moving across the bridge of your nose, or poking out of your eye?
Sorry for the long cut-n-paste:
The probable medical origin of the single serpent around a rod: In ancient times infection by parasitic worms was common. The filarial worm Dracunculus medinensis aka “the fiery serpent”, aka “the dragon of Medina” aka “the guinea worm” crawled around the victim’s body, just under the skin. Physicians treated this infection by cutting a slit in the patient’s skin, just in front of the worm’s path. As the worm crawled out the cut, the physician carefully wound the pest around a stick until the entire animal had been removed. It is believed that because this type of infection was so common, physicians advertised their services by displaying a sign with the worm on a stick.
http://www.drblayney.com/Asclepius.html
April 19th, 2008 at 8:54 pm
Sharing this with others is the gift that keeps on giving.
April 21st, 2008 at 11:46 pm
man, i LOVE everyone’s visceral response to this thing. it’s so naaaaayasty, i know.
hellen – thanks for clarifying with the more accurate nickname of “lotus seed breast.” seriously that thing gives me nightmares. i curse the evil person who photoshopped it. oh and thx for including the link to lotus seed. talk about B A R F.
regina – yeah, i don’t think i want to chase this footage with something regarding zits. ugh.
nicole and andrea – you’re welcome. there’s more where that came from! and that’s a promise.
paul – fractal pipa pipas. gross. i love the idea of feet long parasites having a field day in our bodies.
derek – were you eating pizza again when you saw this? maybe the deep pits in her back remind you of the big pepperonis.
nat – oh c’mon now. we asians draw the line at certain things. yes, even us.