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mourn ya til i join ya

ain’t nothin’ like being greeted by a headless pigeon as you enter a park.

DOA, alamo square park

this carnage was found on the top of the steps of alamo square park, corner of steiner and fulton. a bit startling and suspicious. any non-human predator responsible for this wouldn’t have just…left the thing in such obvious, plain sight…right? seems a bit weird. but nature has its moments too.

you know how cats and dogs often bring home vermin corpses as gifts to their masters? maybe the culprit did this as like, an offering to the quaint neighborhood? oh well.

or maybe that’s the exact spot where the incident occurred. maybe a dog pounced right there and then, before its mortified owner snapped it out of its natural, frenzied prey-driven state.

11 Responses to “mourn ya til i join ya”

  1. anthony Says:

    maybe the pigeon just exploded, okay? did you ever think of that?

  2. Derek Says:

    I’m pretty sure this is the girl that did this:

    http://helllllen.org/blllllog/?p=157

  3. jenn Says:

    hahahaha. anthony, i can’t stop laughing about that dumb comment. it TOTALLY looks like it just combusted. the feathers. and man, look at the state of its clenched feet! it’s all too real.

    why did hellen have to slaughter that poor innocent pigeon?

  4. Hellen Says:

    that damn pigeon was asking for it!

  5. Jan Says:

    not edible…..just lost my appetite!!!

  6. Tim S says Says:

    Leave it, Jesse! Leave it! Oooooooooooooops….bad boy Jesse! I guess it really was a slow bird.

  7. Tim S says Says:

    Did anyone else just see a Terracotta Warrior pass through here?

  8. Tim S says Says:

    It’s okay dear, they’re too fast to get run over………oooooooops.

  9. Tim S says Says:

    Ah, there’s my Dream-Weaver. Now, where’d I leave the branch?

  10. Tim S says Says:

    Oooooooops…I meant Dream-Catcher. Damn, there goes my pc-cool at Burning Man.

  11. christina Says:

    look at the claws.

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