rapid eyes
ever have one of those moments when you’re in a public space, like say on a bus, and you’re a greasy, exhausted, zombified wreck from traveling and you fantasize about being recumbent and before you know it you wake up with an entire side of your face submerged in your own saliva and you’ve only been out for like 15 minutes?
nope, me neither.


May 10th, 2008 at 12:20 pm
uuuuuuhhh, jenn. I shouldn’t have to be the one to tell you this but, well…remember, we did share a long, zombifying plane ride once.
May 11th, 2008 at 8:29 pm
…and I still have saliva stains on my favorite shirt.
May 12th, 2008 at 2:19 am
You must be suffering from cotton mouth. It only takes me about 3 mins before someone has to call 911 to resuscitate me from nearly drowning.
May 13th, 2008 at 10:18 am
those chipmunk cheeks must hold gallons of saliva