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hail to the chief

SO GOOD and AWESOME. in my fantasies of our dreamboat head of state, this would totally be 100% factual:
http://www.theonion.com/content/news/obama_disappointed_cabinet_failed

choice nuggets from the article:

"Later, the defense secretary attempted to find common ground with Obama by making casual references to the comic book Spawn. But the 44th president reportedly brushed him off with an abrupt laugh, saying, "no one in [his] administration likes Spawn."

"When asked by the press corps if this week's hiccup has caused him to rethink any of his appointments, Secretary of State Hillary Clinton interrupted the president to assert that she and her colleagues have already begun educating themselves about comic books, and will soon be "an invincible team of Supermen and Wonder Women working to save America." "Wonder Woman? That's not even Marvel," Obama responded before storming out of the press room. "Who are you people?"

"Obama said during a press conference. "When I tell my cabinet that getting bipartisan support is exactly like the time Conan got Taurus to help him steal Yara's jewel, they need to understand what I mean."

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8 Responses to “hail to the chief”

  1. Andrea Says:

    fuck YES.

  2. fran Says:

    love that third quote. obama <3 meter just shot up several orders of magnitude!

  3. fran Says:

    darn thing submitted before i was done!…so anyway, that was a great piece from the onion. it’s fun watching the obama mythologies proliferate. hopefully that also goes for successful political and economic outcomes in the next four years.

  4. jenn Says:

    @andrea: right, RIGHT?! what makes it so enjoyable is also the fact that you wouldn’t completely rule it out that he was a comics nerd at one point in his life.

    @fran: TOTES. the obama mythologies are overwhelming and well-deserved, fo sho

  5. anthony Says:

    hehehe.

  6. reg Says:

    heeeeelarious!!

  7. jenn Says:

    hey reg, thanks for stopping by. yes, isn’t it great?

  8. ameh Says:

    hahahahaha

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