Comments on: judge dread http://www.thebittermelon.org/2009/05/08/judge-dread/ "what is this - a rapist's paradise?!" Mon, 30 Aug 2010 22:16:28 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0.1 By: Biggletron http://www.thebittermelon.org/2009/05/08/judge-dread/comment-page-1/#comment-3157 Biggletron Wed, 10 Jun 2009 06:24:50 +0000 http://www.thebittermelon.org/?p=434#comment-3157 Terrorists generally don't give time lines for their attacks. Tyler's list is pretty long, with Thomas Jane at the top. Long enough that it kinda makes you wonder if the gay bomb is just an excuse for him... Terrorists generally don’t give time lines for their attacks. Tyler’s list is pretty long, with Thomas Jane at the top. Long enough that it kinda makes you wonder if the gay bomb is just an excuse for him…

]]> By: jenn http://www.thebittermelon.org/2009/05/08/judge-dread/comment-page-1/#comment-3134 jenn Tue, 26 May 2009 18:03:27 +0000 http://www.thebittermelon.org/?p=434#comment-3134 awww, biggles, thank you for the kind words. you're insane! YOU ARE! sometimes i think it's distorted, other times i think i'm not hard enough on myself. as for the gay bomb, is there some sort of doomsday clock a la watchmen to indicate its imminent detonation? awww, biggles, thank you for the kind words. you’re insane! YOU ARE! sometimes i think it’s distorted, other times i think i’m not hard enough on myself. as for the gay bomb, is there some sort of doomsday clock a la watchmen to indicate its imminent detonation?

]]> By: Biggletron http://www.thebittermelon.org/2009/05/08/judge-dread/comment-page-1/#comment-3124 Biggletron Fri, 22 May 2009 01:58:23 +0000 http://www.thebittermelon.org/?p=434#comment-3124 I am the law, and I judge you guilty of being super hot and insane. On the upside, it's the crazy ones that are always the sexiest, right? But I also know how you feel, and know that having all your friends point out the truth to you doesn't mean that you'll believe them. To some extent, everyone has a distorted image of themselves, it's just that some (like you & me) have an even more distorted one than usual. We've always gotta be special, don't we? And remember, when the gay bomb goes off, you're mine. I am the law, and I judge you guilty of being super hot and insane. On the upside, it’s the crazy ones that are always the sexiest, right?

But I also know how you feel, and know that having all your friends point out the truth to you doesn’t mean that you’ll believe them. To some extent, everyone has a distorted image of themselves, it’s just that some (like you & me) have an even more distorted one than usual. We’ve always gotta be special, don’t we?

And remember, when the gay bomb goes off, you’re mine.

]]> By: jenn http://www.thebittermelon.org/2009/05/08/judge-dread/comment-page-1/#comment-3116 jenn Tue, 19 May 2009 18:48:37 +0000 http://www.thebittermelon.org/?p=434#comment-3116 @andrea yeah, i'm glad you can relate. maybe it's common among us ladies. not sure if i can find it satisfying knowing that perhaps even the skinny ones feel it too. if that's the case then i want to punch them even more! @nico but those trademark dresses are oh so lovely and nice! as i type this i am wearing a sweater that has a distracting waistband. curses! geez, this is the last time i reference judge dredd! @andrea yeah, i’m glad you can relate. maybe it’s common among us ladies. not sure if i can find it satisfying knowing that perhaps even the skinny ones feel it too. if that’s the case then i want to punch them even more!

@nico but those trademark dresses are oh so lovely and nice! as i type this i am wearing a sweater that has a distracting waistband. curses! geez, this is the last time i reference judge dredd!

]]> By: nico http://www.thebittermelon.org/2009/05/08/judge-dread/comment-page-1/#comment-3113 nico Thu, 14 May 2009 05:14:30 +0000 http://www.thebittermelon.org/?p=434#comment-3113 why the freak do you think I wear all those dresses? besides the fact that I can get dressed in my sleep (and do)...no waistband! anyhow, I feel cheated as there was also no tie-in to the Armand Assante/Stallone film of 2000AD so please send me an inter-office refund for the time I spent worrying about your body image. why the freak do you think I wear all those dresses? besides the fact that I can get dressed in my sleep (and do)…no waistband!
anyhow, I feel cheated as there was also no tie-in to the Armand Assante/Stallone film of 2000AD so please send me an inter-office refund for the time I spent worrying about your body image.

]]> By: Andrea http://www.thebittermelon.org/2009/05/08/judge-dread/comment-page-1/#comment-3112 Andrea Tue, 12 May 2009 06:08:27 +0000 http://www.thebittermelon.org/?p=434#comment-3112 haha.. my comment is sally come-lately... i ditto what everybody else has said. but i also sympathize re: muffin top and that sense of dissatisfaction accompanying morning clothing choices.... rarggh! haha.. my comment is sally come-lately… i ditto what everybody else has said.
but i also sympathize re: muffin top and that sense of dissatisfaction accompanying morning clothing choices…. rarggh!

]]> By: jenn http://www.thebittermelon.org/2009/05/08/judge-dread/comment-page-1/#comment-3111 jenn Mon, 11 May 2009 20:53:59 +0000 http://www.thebittermelon.org/?p=434#comment-3111 um, hey guys, thanks so much for your heartwarming comments. honestly, when i wrote this i wasn't fishing at all, but i was inspired and motivated by my own seething emotions and just needed to channel them somehow. it seems so shallow, but it's all just how i genuinely feel, sadly, on a day-to-day basis. it's a struggle. so having such loving friends like you guys really takes the edge off! @hellen thanks so much. that means a lot coming from one of the most together, extraordinary gals i know. @tim thank you, but shopping would mean admitting defeat and having to accept my current body. i'm also principled against it... @mike your tender email was thoughtful @autumn yes indeed! and what a pleasant surprise to hear from you. thanks for stopping by. yay! @eric hahaha, thanks dark lord. i'm so glad you love my fat chipmunk face. and i meant to trick ppl with my judge dredd hook. notice how i spelled dredd differently? and yes i am a cry ass. @anthony no, it's the truth. thanks for the comment @christina i hope i don't feel this way in my 50s and 60s! um, hey guys, thanks so much for your heartwarming comments. honestly, when i wrote this i wasn’t fishing at all, but i was inspired and motivated by my own seething emotions and just needed to channel them somehow. it seems so shallow, but it’s all just how i genuinely feel, sadly, on a day-to-day basis. it’s a struggle. so having such loving friends like you guys really takes the edge off!

@hellen thanks so much. that means a lot coming from one of the most together, extraordinary gals i know.

@tim thank you, but shopping would mean admitting defeat and having to accept my current body. i’m also principled against it…

@mike your tender email was thoughtful

@autumn yes indeed! and what a pleasant surprise to hear from you. thanks for stopping by. yay!

@eric hahaha, thanks dark lord. i’m so glad you love my fat chipmunk face. and i meant to trick ppl with my judge dredd hook. notice how i spelled dredd differently? and yes i am a cry ass.

@anthony no, it’s the truth. thanks for the comment

@christina i hope i don’t feel this way in my 50s and 60s!

]]> By: christina http://www.thebittermelon.org/2009/05/08/judge-dread/comment-page-1/#comment-3110 christina Mon, 11 May 2009 03:52:52 +0000 http://www.thebittermelon.org/?p=434#comment-3110 oh sis. if all the love going around here is not enough proof you are incredibly awesome, charming, beautiful, real, and loving in the most brilliant way, then I don't know what will do it. You have to practice what you preach. Always telling me "oh SIS. Here we go again...why don't we just think ourselves into a negative downhill spiral. mmm-hmmm... good!" Same to you! Don't be so negative and hard on yourself!!! We have the rest of our 50s and 60s to do that to ourselves. Not now! oh sis. if all the love going around here is not enough proof you are incredibly awesome, charming, beautiful, real, and loving in the most brilliant way, then I don’t know what will do it. You have to practice what you preach. Always telling me “oh SIS. Here we go again…why don’t we just think ourselves into a negative downhill spiral. mmm-hmmm… good!” Same to you! Don’t be so negative and hard on yourself!!! We have the rest of our 50s and 60s to do that to ourselves. Not now!

]]> By: anthony http://www.thebittermelon.org/2009/05/08/judge-dread/comment-page-1/#comment-3107 anthony Sat, 09 May 2009 01:12:00 +0000 http://www.thebittermelon.org/?p=434#comment-3107 dat's bullsheet jenn dat’s bullsheet jenn

]]> By: eric http://www.thebittermelon.org/2009/05/08/judge-dread/comment-page-1/#comment-3106 eric Fri, 08 May 2009 18:59:11 +0000 http://www.thebittermelon.org/?p=434#comment-3106 ps - 1 - you're a cry-ass 2 - i read this expecting there to be some kind of 2000AD reference. please send me a refund ps -
1 – you’re a cry-ass
2 – i read this expecting there to be some kind of 2000AD reference. please send me a refund

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